h0odrich:

mom: where are you going its almost midnight

me: out

image






we-should-fuck-now-that-i:

x


bongsandbooks:

I can’t stop laughing


a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate




kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck